The New Lingo

Being an old hippie I use the words "cool", "far out" and "dude" way more than I should.
What follows is the new lingo used by today's youth.
let's start with "Fo'shizzle, I'm going to get hella crunk tonight" This means for sure I'm gonna get drunk and crazy. Crunk, a blend of ''crazy'' and ''drunk,'' which has elbowed aside "wasted", just as "faded has replaced stoned. I like stoned better Zooted is the best. let's move on,
What is the latest term for the old cool (including its emphasizer, too cool for school) and the more recent phat and rad? Try tight, which is making a comeback, as in ''Did you see his pimped-out ride -- it was tight.'' What are the current derogations of what used to be dorks? They are now dillweeds and dipsticks. ''Good-looking,'' male or female, is bangin'. At the top of the heap of desirability is the adjective blaze: ''that babe is blaze!'' Anything tasty is apple sauce, and ''money'' is cheddar. Herb is "dank" and an old guy like me is a "Silverback".
Send me new ones that you know of and now its time to clip, gotta bounce..